that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold
that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything
you guys are all “men covered in blood” this and “unhinged feral bastards” that and “i love violence” but when captain flint beats a man to death in front of his crew during a duel because he challenged his leadership and then lies afterwords saying the man was a thief suddenly its “boring edgelord” and “hypermasculine posturing” ok i see how it is 🙄
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
actually i don’t suffer, ive never suffered. im a really lucky normal well adjusted person who only ever has easy thoughts. i was just having a mental breakdown to see your reaction
‘The Rose Necklace’ (detail) by Pavel Tchelitchew, c. 1931.
applejack do you really think we can make it out of here alive
*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
I’m thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way
Various Beatrix Potter’s drawings of rabbits.
we need crash course but for grad students in niche topics who sometimes forget things